Bearding the Stars of Twlight

I have a new theory. This might seem inconsequential to some, but not if you're obsessed with gay Hollywood, or its rumors. This theory came to me after watching Robert Pattinson in the movie Little Ashes in which he plays Salvador Dali while in school and dealing with a confusing same sex relationship. Now, I was and I am thrown back by the wall Pattinson's PR has put up on his rumored relationship with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. Why would they not just say "yes they are involved" or "haha, don't be so silly, they are not a couple"? And then I remember Stewart's role in Panic Room and how she was so...Jodie Foster-ish...eh hem...someone the lesbian fan base would huddle around. SO...my master theory is that both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are of the gay team yet don't want to ruin their young acting careers so their PR's decided to make beards out of both of them...as we say in the gay world. After thinking this out, I came to the same conclusion. It's sad. But then I remember that I can't be that saddened by something I made up. And life goes on.